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# COOL TEES NZ: Funny NZ T-Shirts That Actually Get Noticed.
Kiwi humour, work tees & custom prints – printed in NZ

## Sitemaps
[XML Sitemap](https://www.cooltees.nz/sitemap_index.xml): Includes all crawlable and indexable pages.

## Posts
- [Kiwiana Tees FAQ](https://www.cooltees.nz/kiwiana-tees-faq/): Kiwiana refers to the unique culture, traditions, humour, symbols and lifestyle that make New Zealand special. It includes everything from iconic Kiwi sayings and native wildlife to the classic No. 8 wire mentality, jandals, pavlova, rugby and rural life. Kiwiana celebrates what it means to be a New Zealander.
- [Black Day New Zealand](https://www.cooltees.nz/black-day-new-zealand/): Christchurch Terrorist Attack 15-3-2019 -  New Zealand has been changed forever.
- [The Kiwi Language](https://www.cooltees.nz/how-to-speak-like-a-kiwi/): How to speak like a Kiwi?
- [Why I love Tee Shirts](https://www.cooltees.nz/why-i-love-tee-shirts/): In the weekend or any holiday, a T-shirt is the first thing that I grab to wear. Just throw on a T-shirt and start enjoying the day. Simple as that.
- [More Kiwiana](https://www.cooltees.nz/more-kiwiana/): WE NEED YOUR HELP. Let us know what's your favourite Kiwiana saying, image or picture, we want to incorporate as many popular kiwi-isms as possible to cover all aspects of Kiwi life, which show how great our country is.RegardsRay

## Pages
- [Vendor Registration](https://www.cooltees.nz/vendor-register/)
- [Vendor Membership](https://www.cooltees.nz/vendor-membership/)
- [Store Manager](https://www.cooltees.nz/store-manager/)
- [Test API](https://www.cooltees.nz/test-api/): JTVCd3BnZXRhcGlfZW5kcG9pbnQlMjBhcGlfaWQlM0QlMjdxdW90YWJsZSUyNyUyMGVuZHBvaW50X2lkJTNEJTI3cmFuZG9tJTI3JTIwZGVidWclM0QlMjdmYWxzZSUyNyUyMGZvcm1hdCUzRCUyN0hUTUwlMjclNUQ=
- [FAQ](https://www.cooltees.nz/faq/): You can order your garments online or we can process your order via phone/email manually. You have to pay either by (a) PayPal or Internet Banking or (b) Eftpos or Cash in store, though.
- [Cool Tees Guide](https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees-guide/)
- [DIY Templates](https://www.cooltees.nz/diy-templates/)
- [Design It Yours](https://www.cooltees.nz/design-it-yours/)
- [New Arrivals](https://www.cooltees.nz/new-arrivals/): SKU:  MoreFunny_139
- [On Sale T-Shirts](https://www.cooltees.nz/on-sale-tshirts/): Sale!
- [Home](https://www.cooltees.nz/): At Cool Tees NZ, we love tees and have designed a range of t-shirts that fit in with your lifestyle. A tee is an extension of your personality, be proud to stand out and show how you feel or just make a statement. We have a tee for almost any occasion and our selection just keeps growing.
- [Get in Touch](https://www.cooltees.nz/contact/): If you would like any further information on any of our products or printing services, then email us your contact details and we will action your request.
- [Order Tracking](https://www.cooltees.nz/shop/order-tracking/): To track your order please enter your Order ID in the box below and press the "Track" button. This was given to you on your receipt and in the confirmation email you should have received.
- [The Blog](https://www.cooltees.nz/blog/)
- [The Shop](https://www.cooltees.nz/shop/)

## Products
- [Aim Low, Avoid Disappointment T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/aim-low-avoid-disappointment-t-shirt/): Aim Low, Avoid Disappointment T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Live Long & Prosper T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/nerds-tees/live-long-prosper-t-shirt/): Live Long & Prosper T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [My Man/Woman Is Older Than Me T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/age-appropriate-tees/my-man-woman-is-older-than-me-t-shirt/): My Man/Woman Is Older Than Me T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [I DIDN’T DO IT!!! T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-didnt-do-it-t-shirt/): I DIDN'T DO IT!!! T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [My Favourite Tea-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/my-favourite-tea-shirt/): My Favourite Tea-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Own A Horse T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees/own-a-horse-t-shirt/): Own A Horse T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Millennial Escapism T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/millennial-escapism-t-shirt/): Millennial Escapism T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Please Use It! T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/please-use-it-t-shirt/): Please Use It! T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [This Little Light Of Mine T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/this-little-light-of-mine-t-shirt/): This Little Light Of Mine T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [So Long, Suckers T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/so-long-suckers-t-shirt/): So Long, Suckers T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [ADULTING, Would Not Recommend T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/adulting-would-not-recommend-t-shirt/): ADULTING, Would Not Recommend T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [COFFEE, The WD-40 Of Adulthood T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/coffee-the-wd-40-of-adulthood-t-shirt/): COFFEE, The WD-40 Of Adulthood T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [I’m Here Because I Didn’t Win The Lottery T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/im-here-because-i-didnt-win-the-lottery-t-shirt/): I'm Here Because I Didn't Win The Lottery T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Employee Of The Month, Runner Up T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/employee-of-the-month-runner-up-t-shirt/): Employee Of The Month, Runner Up T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [You Might Be Drunk T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/you-might-be-drunk-t-shirt/): You Might Be Drunk T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Lemon On A Pear T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/lemon-on-a-pear-t-shirt/): Lemon On A Pear T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [And For That Reason, I’m Out T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/and-for-that-reason-im-out-t-shirt/): And For That Reason, I'm Out T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Cool Beans T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/cool-beans-t-shirt/): Cool Beans T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Somebody’s Feral Wife T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/family-tees/somebodys-feral-wife-t-shirt/): Somebody's Feral Wife T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Somebody’s Feral Mum T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/family-tees/somebodys-feral-mum-t-shirt/): Somebody's Feral Mum T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [I Don’t Always Tolerate Stupid People T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-dont-always-tolerate-stupid-people-t-shirt/): I Don't Always Tolerate Stupid People T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [I Bury Things, Sometimes Plants, Sometimes People T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-bury-things-sometimes-plants-sometimes-people-t-shirt/): I Bury Things, Sometimes Plants, Sometimes People T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Houston, We Have A Problem T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/houston-we-have-a-problem-t-shirt/): Houston, We Have A Problem T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [I Farted T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-farted-t-shirt/): A hilarious Funny T-Shirt NZ featuring the I Farted design. Printed in New Zealand for people who enjoy a good laugh.
- [I’m Not Sleeping, I’m Just Resting My Eyes T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/im-not-sleeping-im-just-resting-my-eyes-t-shirt/): I'm Not Sleeping, I'm Just Resting My Eyes T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [I Don’t Spoil My Grandkids T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/family-tees/i-dont-spoil-my-grandkids-t-shirt/): I Don't Spoil My Grandkids T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [The Grill Father T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/family-tees/the-grill-father-t-shirt/): The Grill Father T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [The Rod Father T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/adventure-tees/the-rod-father-t-shirt/): The Rod Father T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Just A Dad Who Came Back With The Milk T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/family-tees/just-a-dad-who-came-back-with-the-milk-t-shirt/): Just A Dad Who Came Back With The Milk T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Annoying Sea Gull T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/family-tees/annoying-sea-gull-t-shirt/): The Funny Seagull T-Shirt NZ celebrates everyone's favourite beach pest. Printed in New Zealand on premium quality cotton, it's perfect for bird lovers, beachgoers and fans of quirky Kiwi humour.
- [Locally Hated T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/locally-hated-t-shirt/): Locally Hated T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Educational Rock star T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/teaching/educational-rock-star-t-shirt/): Educational Rock star T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Letters We Are Learning Today Are T.G.I.F T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/teaching/letters-we-are-learning-today-are-t-g-i-f-t-shirt/): Letters We Are Learning Today Are T.G.I.F T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Live Love Teach T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/teaching/live-love-teach-t-shirt/): Live Love Teach T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Teacher Description T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/teaching/teacher-description-t-shirt/): Teacher Description T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Teacher Nutrition Facts T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/teaching/teacher-nutrition-facts-t-shirt/): Teacher Nutrition Facts T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Can’t Fix Stupid, Not Even With Duct Tape T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/cant-fix-stupid-not-even-with-duct-tape-t-shirt/): 'Can't Fix Stupid, Not Even With Duct Tape T-Shirt '   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Doing My Best With The Brain I Was Issued T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/doing-my-best-with-the-brain-i-was-issued-t-shirt/): 'Doing My Best With The Brain I Was Issued T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Will Dance For Diesel T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/will-dance-for-diesel-t-shirt/): 'Will Dance For Diesel T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Mind Your Business, I Need Gas Money T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/mind-your-business-i-need-gas-money-t-shirt/): 'Mind Your Business, I Need Gas Money T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Battery Life Of A Teacher T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/teaching/battery-life-of-a-teacher-t-shirt/): Battery Life Of A Teacher T-Shirt A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Teacher Heart T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/teaching/teacher-heart-t-shirt/): Funny T-Shirts: "Teacher Heart T-Shirt" A pure cotton 185gsm Unisex Tee Sizes from Kids small to 5XL Available in several colours.
- [Power Of Yet T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/teaching/power-of-yet-t-shirt/): 'Power Of Yet T-Shirt'  
- [Block Head T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cartoons-tees/block-head-t-shirt/): Block Head T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Ghost Face Mirror T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/creepy-tees/ghost-face-mirror-t-shirt/): Ghost Face Mirror T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Sponge-Bob T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cartoons-tees/sponge-bob-t-shirt/): Sponge-bob T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Block Head Ninja T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cartoons-tees/block-head-ninja-t-shirt/): Block Head Ninja T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Grim Reaper T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/creepy-tees/grim-reaper-t-shirt/): Grim Reaper T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Floating In Space T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees/floating-in-space-t-shirt/): Floating In Space T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Space Heart T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees/space-heart-t-shirt/): Space Heart T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Head Phones T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees/head-phones-t-shirt/): Head Phones T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Love Yourself T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees/love-yourself-t-shirt/): Love Yourself T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [MTV T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees/mtv-t-shirt/): MTV T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [Mix Tape T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees/mix-tape-t-shirt/): Cool T-Shirts: Mix Tape T-Shirt Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Kids small to 5XL. Available in several colours
- [David’s Secret Chord T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/davids-secret-chord-t-shirt/): 'I Heard There Was A Secret Chord, That David Played And It Pleased The Lord T-Shirt'  
- [Walk By Faith T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/walk-by-faith-t-shirt/): 'Walk By Faith T-Shirt'  
- [Connected T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/connected-t-shirt/): 'Connected T-Shirt'  
- [DON’T Make Me Use My Pastor Voice T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/dont-make-me-use-my-pastor-voice-t-shirt/): 'DON'T Make Me Use My Pastor Voice T-Shirt'  
- [Apple Terms And Conditions T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/apple-terms-conditions-t-shirt/): 'Apple Terms & Conditions T-Shirt'  
- [May The Lord Be With You T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/may-the-lord-be-with-you-t-shirt/): 'May The Lord Be With You T-Shirt'  
- [Lord I Pray T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/lord-i-pray-t-shirt/): 'Lord, I Pray. Keep Your Arm Around My Shoulder, And Your Hand Over My Mouth T-Shirt'  
- [I Don’t Care What Your Religion Is T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/i-dont-care-what-your-religion-is/): 'I Don't Care What Your Religion Is, As Long As You Don’t Chastise anybody that's not part of it. T-Shirt'  
- [Smooth Jesus T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/smooth-jesus-t-shirt/): 'Smooth Jesus T-Shirt'  
- [You Know I NEVER Said That! T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/you-know-i-never-said-that-t-shirt/): 'You Know I NEVER Said That! T-Shirt'  
- [Jesus Christ, He Is The Way T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/jesus-christ-he-is-the-way-t-shirt/): 'Jesus Christ, He Is The Way T-Shirt'  
- [My Father, The Creator Of The Universe T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/my-father-the-creator-of-the-universe-t-shirt/): 'My Father, The Creator Of The Universe T-Shirt'  
- [Peace, Love & Jesus T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/peace-love-jesus-t-shirt/): 'Peace, Love & Jesus T-Shirt'  
- [Love & Christ T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/love-christ-t-shirt/): 'Love & Christ T-Shirt'  
- [Disappointments The Lot Of You T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/disappointments-the-lot-of-you-t-shirt/): 'Disappointments The Lot Of You T-Shirt'  
- [When God Made Me T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/when-god-made-me-t-shirt/): 'When God Made Me, He Grinned & Said, This'll Be Fun!'  
- [I Saw That T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/religious-tees/i-saw-that-t-shirt/): 'I Saw That T-Shirt'
- [OW OW OW OW T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/ow-ow-ow-ow-t-shirt/): 'OW OW OW OW T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-have-to-say-weird-stuff-or-ill-die-t-shirt/): 'I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [A Very Old Picture Of Me T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/a-very-old-picture-of-me-t-shirt/): 'A Very Old Picture Of Me T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [I Wasn’t Listening T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-wasnt-listening-t-shirt/): 'I Wasn't Listening T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Remember When I Asked Your Opinion? T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/remember-when-i-asked-your-opinion-t-shirt/): 'Remember When I Asked Your Opinion? T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Chubby And Harder To Kidnap T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/chubby-harder-to-kidnap-t-shirt/): 'Chubby & Harder To Kidnap T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [I’m Fine T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/im-fine-t-shirt/): 'I'm Fine T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [No Golf Today T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/no-golf-today-t-shirt/): 'No Golf Today T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [HUZZAH T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/huzzah-t-shirt/): 'HUZZAH T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [I’m About To Crash TF Out T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/im-about-to-crash-tf-out-t-shirt/): 'I'm About To Crash TF Out T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [I Don’t Give A Ruck T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-dont-give-a-ruck-t-shirt/): 'I Don't Give A Ruck T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [I Like Beer & Golf T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-like-beer-golf-t-shirt/): 'I Like Beer & Golf T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [EXERCISE? I Thought You Said Extra Fries T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/exercise-i-thought-you-said-extra-fries-t-shirt/): 'EXERCISE? I Thought You Said Extra Fries T-Shirt '   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Assparagus T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/assparagus-t-shirt/): 'Assparagus T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Cool As A Cucumber T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/cool-as-a-cucumber-t-shirt/): 'Cool As A Cucumber T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [If You Fine Me Offensive T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/if-you-fine-me-offensive-t-shirt/): 'If You Fine Me Offensive T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Baking, Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/baking-because-murder-is-wrong-t-shirt/): 'Baking, Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [In A World Full Of Barbies, Be A Wednesday Adams T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/in-a-world-full-of-barbies-be-a-wednesday-adams-t-shirt/): 'In A World Full Of Barbies, Be A Wednesday Adams T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Let Me Be Weird In Peace T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/let-me-be-weird-in-peace-t-shirt/): 'Let Me Be Weird In Peace T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Duck Tape T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/duck-tape-t-shirt/): 'Duck Tape T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Get In Loser, We’re Going To Look For Your Balls T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/get-in-loser-were-going-to-look-for-your-balls-t-shirt/): 'Get In Loser, We're Going To Look For Your Balls T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Always Wash Your Balls T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/always-wash-your-balls-t-shirt/): 'Always Wash Your Balls T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Alcohol Is A Solution T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/alcohol-is-a-solution-t-shirt/): 'Alcohol Is A Solution T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [I Want Superpowers T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/i-want-superpowers-t-shirt/): 'I Want Superpowers T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Weekend Forecast T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/adventure-tees/weekend-forecast-t-shirt/): 'Weekend Forecast T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Great Customer Service T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/great-customer-service-t-shirt/): 'Great Customer Service T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [Don’t Duck With Me T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/dont-duck-with-me-t-shirt/): 'Don't Duck With Me T-Shirt'   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
- [If I’m Moody, Give Me Foody T-Shirt](https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/if-im-moody-give-me-foody-t-shirt/): 'If I'm Moody, Give Me Foody T-Shirt '   Pure cotton 185gsm Available in several colour. Sizes from Kids small to 5XL.
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