Hostage Negotiator T-Shirt

Description

Funny Parenting T-Shirt NZ

After all this parenting, I think I’ll become a hostage negotiator. Seems less stressful.

If you’ve ever negotiated bedtime, vegetables, or screen time, you’ll understand exactly why this shirt exists. The Hostage Negotiator T-Shirt perfectly captures the daily reality of parenting with a healthy dose of humour.

Whether you’re a mum, dad, grandparent, or simply trying to survive another school holiday, this shirt is guaranteed to get a laugh from fellow parents who know the struggle is real.

Printed in New Zealand on quality garments, the Funny Parenting T-Shirt NZ is comfortable enough for everyday wear and makes an excellent gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just because someone deserves a laugh.

Because parenting isn’t for the faint-hearted.

About the Design

Inspired by the daily negotiations that come with raising children, this design combines relatable humour with a message that every parent will instantly understand.

Who It’s Perfect For

• Mums.
• Dads.
• Grandparents.
• Parents of toddlers.
• Parents of teenagers.
• Anyone raising children.

Why You’ll Love It

• Printed in New Zealand.
• Hilarious and relatable.
• Perfect gift for parents.
• Comfortable fit.
• Great conversation starter.
• Suitable for all ages.

Specifications:  “Hostage Negotiator T-Shirt”

• Style: Standard fit, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 185gsm, pre shrunk.
• Our tees are made from tight-knit fabric for superior printability.
• Side seams and shoulder to shoulder reinforcing tape that makes a better fit.
• Twin-needle stitching on body and sleeve hems makes for a longer-lasting t-shirt.
• Our t-shirts are machine washable, which is really handy.

Why us?

• We are New Zealand owned and operated business based in Invercargill.
• We provide an efficient and friendly service from start to finish.
• We specialise in, direct to film, direct to garment, heat set vinyl printing and offer a full graphic design service.
• We only use New Zealand clothing brand Cloke.
• We work with individuals to small businesses, from all over New Zealand and Australia.

Please note:

* All our t-shirts are made to order.

* Colours may look different from your computer screen to real-life, which means the colours shown on your screen mightn’t match the colours of the t-shirt or print.

If you are looking for a custom t-shirt contact us at sales@cooltees.nz
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